Well it's finally happened. Dick Cheney has shot someone. Despite his ducking out of Vietnam, the old man has found a way to shoot another, even older man. Dick shot 78 year old Harry Whittington while hunting quail (no he wasn't hunting Bin Laden). Cheney sprayed the elderly gentleman with his shotgun despite the man wearing bright orange and being in a clear line of sight. I suppose it had to be expected, as we all know that the vice-president has an itchy trigger finger (even if he usually uses it to send thousands of Americans to kill thousands of Iraqis). But perhaps we shouldn't be too quick to judge. Perhaps Mr. Whittington had made a call overseas and in turn deserved to not only be wiretapped but shot. In the end Mr. Whittington should probably count his lucky stars as Dick refrained from torturing the old man.

3 Comments:
Yo. I don't think it's distasteful as it is satirically a little too much. But nevertheless, I think anti-republicans always have too much angst against republicans. You know my position on american politics, but I wouldn't publish something like this myself. :)
Peace.
Goa.
Tim,
I appreciate the comments, but for goodness sake the man shot another man. I'd love to hear some precedent that hasn't received some satirical response
well, it was a hunting accident. i understand the satirical response, but accidents do happen. :) And no, I'm NOT turning into a Republican
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